This week reign unchallenged on the study, for abandonment of the head, leave in total (in the sense that also left his cell phone in my young hands, so as not to be contacted by anyone).
The work is hectic (I'm convinced that in small countries like mine there is a parallel system of communication, such as tom-toms, which guarantees you the news spread, the absence of the reliable type holder of the surgery, at speeds close to that of light) today, for example, I did type a fortnight between visits, vaccinations and advice.
Among others, shines in the late morning phone call received from anonymous voice (when you call the veterinarian does not use to the general, than the dog's name, especially if you call such as "Fido," "Lucky" or "Tiburzi"), presumably in his fifties lady: I \u200b\u200b
: Veterinary Clinic.
Anonymous: Hello, I tried Dr. ...
I: E 'in the holidays, I substitute, P. return on Monday.
A: No, I ask you ... feel ...
I: Tell me.
A: I'm afraid my dog \u200b\u200bmight be pregnant, you see, had the heat, but the losses were discontinued after less than ten days, and should take about 20, right? And then I got pregnant and I'm afraid ...
Thought I: You say you are ... It varies
I (a voice): It is not that lady, there may be variability, it is the only reason I would not worry ...
A: Is it safe? Why blablablablabla
[Omitted, because they follow a series of bestiality, stupid and beliefs that I removed from the memory to not go crazy]
I: Look lady, if he has other reasons for believing that the dog is pregnant, I would not worry ...
A: No, because then it may have been just a dog ...
PM: And later say it, damn you!
I: It 's been with a male dog?
A: Yes, but small ...
I: It does not mean, sometimes they find a way for these things just as the mother of invention ...
A: Oh, really? But it was very small type chihuahua ...
I: Well, of course, is not easy, but not rule out 100% ... since they were together?
A: Well, almost nothing, because as soon as I saw it I closed the car ...
I: ...
A: ...
Q: But you were before?
A: Yes.
I: He saw them mating?
A: Well, no, but you never know ...
PM: Ok, four possible answers: 1) "I take the piss or do I give her a little drawing?" 2) "So, should know that there are bees and flowers ..." 3) You throw down without saying anything 4) "Ma'am, if the dog had wings and was called the" spirit "or" saint "by an old man with a white beard, his dog is pregnant."
I: No, ma'am, I'd say it's impossible ...
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