French Dr And Mrs Vandertramp

I'm a lucky guy? Pulled by the hair

I have a terrible doubt you can judge good / lucky / good a day in which:
1) You wake up at 5 am (and Sunday).
2) But you do not have too much sleep.
3) along a highway before dawn holiday (and thus with the freedom to do the 140) you see appear in the center lane of a porcupine volumetric mass equal to a Go-kart and you dodge an even zigzag around, before the safety car.
4) Nevertheless you come out unscathed, thanks to the fact that the car has obviously kept a phenomenal and you had both hands on steering wheel (this is not discounted).
5) Have you found a ride to Florence, then do not drive yourself (and especially, do not pay neither petrol nor tolls).
6) Arrival time at the conference, indeed, in advance.
7) The room next to yours has been rented by the counter-jihad association, for a memorial Oriana Fallaci.
8) So the hotel is teeming with police, bomb squad with dogs so much, because they fear attacks.
9) In all this, your main concern is that if you die in the blast, you could associate with those morons: that figure of shit.
10) laugh in his sleeve (which, casserole dish, you could even let it get a beard, at least saves you the looks suspicious foreign exchange blue) to see an octogenarian wrong 4 (quattro!) times in a day, and enter with eyes lost in a room full of vets, complete with a stand of dog food, instead of at its meeting of musulmofobici, and stay there until not some pious soul took him back to the room next door.
11) also latch lunch (octopus salad, spaghetti with seafood, grilled salmon, coffee. The cake is skipped due to lack of time and volume critical gatrico met): Dario, this is for you,-P.
12) Finally, there are no bombs (strange, I thought he felt threatened by the jihad forty old stoned).
13) the recovery of my car rode, we discover that he had left lights on, then: battery.
14) But we have the cords machcina, a colleague and allows us to leave.
15) remains unidentified damage to the electrical system, for which only opens the driver's side door, and will not turn the picture (but then, the car is not mine ...).
16) The return home is quiet, except for a camera almost certainly got more than the limit (Ma .. see above).
No, tell me ...