I know, I have already written many, perhaps all. And best of all as I will. But basically I think I succeeded, with the prolonged absence, to divert attention from this blog, so no one will notice this trivial post.
Facebook, as well as being a drug and the equivalent for the time that is a black hole in space, is also an interesting collection of humanity (?), or at least forms of intelligent life differently. Here is a small bestiary, with classification based on the events on your homepage:
The politician
Right or left does not matter, but it will be for my knowledge, there is a high prevalence of politicians "red." Strafed links to newspaper articles, videos of election forums, so many argue that even the Ansa news, most of the time on the same act. The links that a politician can not avoid post are: The buzz of Labor (Every Monday, no exceptions), all Articles of the Republic of the page political video with the intervention of Labor to "Year Zero", with video vignettes of Vauro to "Year Zero" Video of the steps of "Year Zero", the pieces published in "The 'background', 3-4 movies with Berlusconi gaffe (at least of these, there are enough to take some 'before having to review all over again), documentary on the Italian political situation, often in a foreign language with subtitles, fragments of Ballarò or Door to Door, suggestions of sites to watch streaming "Year Zero".
Sometimes, the politician is left to go, and publish something "light" usually with a group a photomontage of a politician (opponent) to a prisoner, salami, big penis, plant, animal, things, names of cities.
Advantages: you do not need the press; Disadvantages: the long breaks, even in short, if you have different political ideas, in which case, better to limit your news on the home. The
bimbaminkia
bimbiminkia also exist, but are much lower rate, the bimbeminkia are recognized primarily for the publication of long sequence of silly groups containing one or all of these features:
- Using more than about Italian; in addition to the verbs in more imaginative ways, an abundance of K, X (read "for"), and the annoying way of writing alternating uppercase and lowercase letters (Why? Someone explain to me why!).
- Topic: sdolcinatissimo almost always, but sometimes there are also versions of "bad" as the lodging "Tokk a Xsona Pikkio you that I love and death": Hey, guys, considering reading it on your Facebook "friends ", or the threat falls on deaf ears, or you need to reevaluate your system to get to know!
- Images typical of those groups, designs glitter, emo girls with eyes on top (to make them appear larger manga), or animals pucciosi.
- The title and subtitle often contain quotes from singers (never of death metal, for some reason), or from books / movies Moccia & Related ..
Advantages: None. Disadvantages: Only the first 10 minutes, before finding the way blocked. The horny
Here the prevalence is definitely masculine and even the few women who could make up, limited, both quantitatively and qualitatively, than men. Each group, provided that it has a little woman dressed in the picture, although not depicted in full figure (never to be mentioned that the particular toes, anyway), is sought, desired and published, often several times, dall'arrapato. He adopts Red Cross nurses, maids and chestnut sellers, which seem to be professions practiced only by models, and only with skimpy clothes. Publish one thousand groups in favor of the ass, and then another thousand to make it clear that he also likes her tits. On the same day you sign up for "Those Who Prefer Blondes" "Who likes the more" "Certainly, however, that the red one Bottarelli ..." "Even the hair on, though."
Advantages: reminds you that "internet is for porn" Disadvantages: sooner or later you have to point out to him that his desire to express their sexuality can be a symptom of latent homosexuality. The spammer
monothematic
feared. Its peculiarity is to be taken from an obsession (always a time), and share it with all the contacts on social networks. For example, post, below, 50 groups on facts about Chuck Norris, or does, and inevitably public, hundreds of quizzes, from "what is your animal totem" to "What is your eye color" (the House of spammer has no mirrors, or, if any, are not visible from the workstation PC), passing "what do you know about flute players Corinthian" and "as you call the person you like (if I will must say a quiz on faccialibro, maybe you do not like that much), another popular trend is to ask the advice to the characters as varied by Dr. Cox Sgarbi, Manuel Agnelli Tafazzi. The mania
spammer can change over time, especially when he spent the groups or quiz to be done, but usually it is always after you've tired of him.
Advantages: gives you an encyclopedic knowledge on a topic. Disadvantages: for that subject, often, you care less than nothing. The animal
Post any video funny / corny / dull on cats, dogs, rabbits, sugar gliders, ferrets, otters, black mamba, in short: just that there is a way of life other than human, and is worthy to appear on their wall. Of course, you also joined all groups for the protection of baby seals, to give rights to animals human, in defense of the albino panda and the sadistic and prolonged torture of: hunting, vivisection, who beat animals, those who do not like kittens. He is also vice
ads to find a home to living beings as long as quadrupeds or bipeds with feathers, although initiatives are often running for years on the net, and photos of Golden Retriever puppies are all grown up and died of old age, in the meantime.
Advantages: If you want to adopt an animal, I find. Disadvantages: In all cases, you are for him a grim exploiter of innocent creatures, a slave to this world, human-centered.
Finally, there is the worst element of all, the one that sums up all the defects, and adds others: he takes all attitudes of the subjects mentioned above, in turn, or even combined, except it only for limited periods of time, then when will be able to undergo such conduct by others, will be taken by a motion of intolerance, insulted by such rudeness and disrespect, especially with superior minds like his. Usually expresses its displeasure with an arrogant and boring post on his blog.
